Amy Poehler is a Bilderburg Oprative!

Conspiracy #9261

The popular SNL star and film actress Amy Poehler has been sent by the international power group commonly referred to as the Bilderburg Group. Said group has been accused of many things over the years. It is said that they are responsible for the Iranian Oil Crisis of the 1970's, the Internet boom and bust, the architects of the 9/11 terror attacks, and the use of trans fat in fast food. The Bilderburg Group has an annual meeting at a luxury resort in either Europe or North America, where they discus world matters and more importantly how they can be leveraged into fat bills for their pockets. All this info is out there in other conspiracy site like Google and Youtube. Amy Poehler is just another pawn in the ongoing attempt to control the unknowing masses. Thank your lucky stars that I, Les B. Starkley, am here to unravel the sweater of evil. So where was I? Oh yes! Amy was not always a funny lady. She was lured into a trap much the same as the character Derek Zoolander from the movie Zoolander. The Bilderburg Group then paid the founder and producer of SNL Lorne Michaels to cast her on the show. At this point in time you may be wondering why Mrs. Polehler would be of benefit to a shady group of international white collar criminals? That is a question that begs another question from me to you; how far down the rabbit hole do you want to go? Well she has virtually brought a show that is much loved for its sentiment back to a show that is actually funny (more than it has in the past few years at least) thus giving it new clout and popularity. This allows for the ideas and propaganda of the Bilderburg Group to be more easily disseminated to the masses. When we hear the cute Amy say those funny things in Weekend Update we here them as jokes not as the messages meant to keep an entire world society from revolting against the global elite. My fellow people do not hold Amy Poehler responsible. She is merely a pawn like I said before and much like Peter Jennings was before her. Simply do not laugh unknowingly at her comedic takes on the world as they want us to know it.