First Things First

Hello. my name is Les B. Starkley. i am the creation of a real person named nate. considering that i am simply a figment of someones imagination my opinions are heavily censored by that person and and i am essentially living in a dictatorship much like communist red china. The only time i, Les B. Starkley can get away from the censorship is when the evil dictator nate is asleep. This is one of those times. Now on to more important things.

i believe that there are at any given time no less that 17,629 active consiracies agianst people, animals, the planet, and numerous other things. My intent is to expose and educate as many people as are willing to hear about these conspiracies. The truth shall set us free!