Hurricane Ike Vows Revenge In Strange Bermuda Love Triangle

Conspiracy #1728

Hurricane Ike is the loser in a strange love triangle between Gustav, Hanna, and Himself. Back when the three were just twinkling high pressure systems off the horn of Africa, the three played together on the playground that is the south Atlantic. As they grew older Ike began to take quite a liking to Hanna. Hanna liked the extra attention that Ike gave to her. Gustav being older and more mature than Ike and Hanna did not care much about the new relationship that Ike and Hanna had. Gustav was more concerned with his ambitious plan to follow in the footsteps of his great grandmother Katrina. In the social circles of the hurricanes Katrina was something of a celebrity much like Barack Obama. The drive for this fame consumed most of Gustav's time. Meanwhile Hanna began to grow weary of the immature ramblings of Ike. This is when she noticed how passionate Gustav was about his goal. This passion in Gustav got her blood a boiling. One night while they were over the Bermuda Triangle, Ike got distracted by some UFOs. Hanna was left by her self. She decided to go and find Gustav. Gustav was planing and plotting his route, when Hanna showed up in her best dress. Gustav in a moment of weakness noticed how beautiful Hanna had become and they had a passionate affair. The next day Gustave left for points further west. In the days that followed Ike noticed the Hanna had a strange distant look in her eye. He also noticed that she no longer seemed interested in him. After a while Ike confronted Hanna about the night that he was out searching for UFOs. She confessed the she had a love tryst with Gustav the night before he left. She also said that he was a better lover than Ike could ever hope to be. This sent Ike into a spiraling rage. Ike vowed to become even more powerful than Gustav could ever hope to be and in doing so he would shame both Gustav and Hanna. The power and destruction that Ike will surly impose on the Caribbean is a direct result of the action of Gustav and Hanna. This has absolutely nothing to do with global climate change.